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Just Isn't Enough...

I seriously think I'd enjoy dropkicking an infant... they're just not for me. If I were to ever get knocked up though, I've decided that if it's a boy, i'm naming him "John Lafayette." The english translation of Jean Lafitte, the pirate. I think it's perfect... John... like Johnny Depp. Lafayette... like the adorable, gay cook in the Sookie Stackhouse Saga. And if it's a girl... hmm, well, let's hope it never comes to that. She'd be a teenaged monster.