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Just Isn't Enough...

Thinking about our 10 yr high school reunion just now. In my head, most of the girls have all had plastic surgery. Boob jobs... lypo... nose jobs. Odds are, I'd be the only girl there who had cosmetic surgery to achieve awesomesauce Vulcan ears. I thnk i'd maybe even be content with just getting adorable pointed pixie ears done. I wonder how constructive ear surgery works... just wait... it'll happen.
***edit: Stahl Ear: an awesomesauce deformity where ungrateful buttholes come out of the womb with Vulcan-esque ears. I can't believe i've got to pay thousands of dollars for plastic surgery... and some people are just born with it. I bet they even hateeee their ears. I'd be more than happy to trade. I wonder if you can do that... an organ donor but for ears. If they could just chop off our ears and swap 'em... that'd be super...